COLUMBUS (WCMH)–A breakfast-themed website called “Extra Crispy” will pay you to write about America’s favorite cured meat as a bacon critic.

The appointment is for three months, in which the critic will be “researching, writing about, obsessing over, and critiquing bacon.”

To apply, the website says, send an essay of fewer than 600 words recounting your favorite bacon-related memory to bacon@extracrispy.com by June 24, 2016.What others are clicking on: