NORTHAMPTON, England (WCMH) – Northampton police in England have asked local residents to come forward with information after a man stole a Venetian blind from a housewares store.
OK, I don’t expect that to grab your attention, but just look at the photo of the suspect caught on the store’s surveillance cameras.
I mean…
OK, so the play-by-play is this: The suspect enters the store, places the 7-foot-long blind up his jacket and down one of his pant legs, and leaves.
OK…
Store employees trailed him because – surprise! – they realized he was shoplifting.
The suspect ditched the blind at a nearby canal path before getting away. The blind was damaged as a result.
Police are still searching for the man seen in the surveillance photo.